Anne Coulter to Work at Damaged Japanese Nuclear Reactor
Anne Coulter, the outspoken conservative author and media figure, has apparently decided to put her money where her mouth is. Appearing on the Bill O’Reilly show, Ms. Coulter decried the portrayal of radioactivity, such as is being detected at the damaged nuclear plants in Japan, as being unhealthy for human beings. In fact, Ms. Coulter said that there’s more evidence that it’s actually beneficial.
Later, Ms. Coulter surprised her critics by saying, “All these whiney liberals do is complain about things melting. First it’s the glaciers, now it’s the nuclear plants. I’m so tired of listening to government gripers and Democrats in diapers. Unlike these wimps, I’m going to Japan to not only tour but to work at a damaged nuclear plant. I don’t wear white for anything but weddings so don’t expect to see me cowering in some sissy suit, unfashionably covered from head to toe. It’s going to be Coulter couture all the way.
“I’ll also insist that my coffee is made with water from the area and my mainstay meals will include creamed spinach, made with the so-called ‘contaminated’ milk and spinach from the area.”
