Hi there, boys and girls! You may remember that, yesterday, we discussed recent revelations about what those naughty wolves were up to and how Billy Meier, that kindly, bearded gentleman in Switzerland, was already letting that cat out of the bag about all that long ago. Sure, we forgot to mention how far-reaching are the plans by the U.S. and the EU to, er…chip in and herd every single last one of the sheep into a very tightly controlled, biometric pen, as was foreseen by Mr. Meier when he was but a 21-year-old lad, back in 1958.
But I digress. Today’s tidbit, courtesy of Mr. Schantz Scott, is all about how it’s now dawning on some scientists (the ones who haven’t either been bought off or dropped on their heads) that climate change could make hurricanes stronger and more frequent. Now raise your hand if you think that you just may have possibly read something about that global warming-climate change-increased-environmental disasters connection somewhere, such as perhaps in a number of Mr. Meier’s warnings…which we’ve compiled here for your convenience.
Ah yes, it’s good to see a few hands go up…even if some are only to request permission to go to the bathroom. This is a very moving topic and, as many of you’ve now found out, it just doesn’t go away when you press “Delete”. Right, WrathfulWarrior83? I’m sorry, that’s your brother, isn’t it? I meant HairlessMonkey951X; I always have trouble telling twins apart. I guess he’s the one with the stronger bladder. My regards to the other screen names in your family too, of course.