All the money in the world can’t make you smart when you can’t tell your ass from your elbow
In this latest installment of our sizzling series, “The Perils of Pot”, we feature a tribute to Joe Rogan, a proud, living testament to what happens to a person’s ability to think straight when they perpetually puff on the deceptively harmless killer of brain cells.
In Joe’s case, we tested the effects of the evil weed on cognitive abilities by literally putting Billy Meier’s beautiful UFO Photo-Inventarium right in his cannabis stained hands. The effects were…instantaneous and astounding.
Joe immediately referred to Meier’s 617, stunningly clear, still irreproducible UFO photos – all taken between 1964 and 1981 – as products of…PhotoShop! Even Joe’s guest, actor Dan Aykroyd was incredulous but, fortunately, didn’t go into Royd rage.
So, as the country falls apart all around us, we take a nostalgic moment to consider…what could’ve been, had Joe not lost his thinking capacity, had he not been otherwise choked out too many times on the mats.
And to think that now Joe’s been choked out again, in under two minutes, by our friendly, one-armed…time traveler.