It seems like the nefarious plot by the evil elite to annihilate every single living, breathing life form on the planet (including themselves) has been thwarted.

The diabolically brilliant, kill-two-birds-with-one-stone scenario attributed to the puppet masters would have theoretically protected the Earth from destruction (largely due to manmade causes) and, at the same time wiped out all the life that would have been protected. Somehow convinced by conspiracy theorists that anti-greenhouse and Earth warming metal particles, as well as deadly population reducing chemicals had been added to the water vapor exhaust from airplanes, many people may now begin to breath easier.

Humanity may just have averted being wiped off the face of the Earth by those genocidal, geo-engineering maniacs bent on world domination, or at least an insatiable, inexplicable and illogical desire to rule over…nothing and no one.

Consider information such as this that seems to contradict the widely held belief in the chemtrail conspiracy. But we must warn you that it just may be yet another clever, cynical attempt by the real, behind the scenes, powers that be to convince you that everything’s really just peachy.

The worst verifiable symptoms of the entire chemtrail flap may be an increase in neck pain resulting from throwing one’s head back abruptly to observe high flying planes supposedly spewing the stuff into our pristine atmosphere. Of course for those whose grey matter hasn’t been rendered completely useless by inhaling every fearful conspiratorial word, perhaps a little bit of reasoning and explanation from Billy Meier, in 2010, will be helpful:

“For humans imbued with reason and powers of deduction and somewhat educated in physics it is recognized that particles of aircraft exhaust function as crystallization nuclei in high humidity, and bind further water vapor, and are spread out very far by corresponding wind currents.”

It should also be noted that Meier was among the very first to warn of the manmade damage to the ozone layer, as far back as 1951, and of course pointed out how the absolutely insane American HAARP project has already caused irreversible damage to the planet, the ozone layer and ionosphere, etc.

Nature Says No, Dude aka High and Dry

Groovy, entrepreneurial pot growers in California have totally grokked the great American pipe dream while blissfully draining the state of its precious, already scarce water supplies. While malleable, dopey politicians succumbed to their insatiable desires to be hip, popular and paid off, the pesky, immutable law of cause and effect may force those living in California – which itself is an altered state – to go cold turkey and detox from yet another ill thought out attempted escape from reality.

This is probably a good time to introduce you to:

The Michael Horn Wildlife Fund

This blog is brought to you by the Michael Horn Wildlife Fund, celebrating a century of service since being established in 1914. As the director and chief fundraiser of the Michael Horn Wildlife Fund (MHWF), Michael really embodies “the-buck-stops-here” attitude of self-responsibility. Unlike other charities, which waste your hard-earned money on costly, inflated administrative expenses, you can be assured that every dollar you generously donate goes directly to promote Michael Horn’s wild life.

No matter the cost to you, Michael spares no expense in his selfless pursuit of pleasure, stalking wild life in the rough and rugged, private clubs and lounges in remote, untamed corners of the world, like New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago, Hong Kong, London, Paris, Rome, etc. – often at great personal risk to his own circadian rhythms, beauty sleep and low-sugar, gluten-free diet*.

Whether he’s partying till dawn, with cuddly college coeds in Caracas, or risking life and limb with scantily clad, intoxicated beauty queens in Belize, Michael is your personal ambassador to all that’s wild and wooly, doing things you only dream of.

Not one to complain, Michael has selflessly sacrificed spending quality time with annoying in-laws and relatives, giving up opportunities to date the entire Kardashian clan and even abandoned his lifelong, dual dreams of playing professional basketball and being an NFL linebacker, in order to be the go-to guy for the under-experienced. His uncanny ability to blend in, and become one with wild, untamed creatures has transformed him into a party mammal par excellence.

As a self-sacrificing, weaponless wild life hunter Michael’s learned how to outlast the party going elite, taking hedonistic risks that would have reduced most men to quivering insomniacs. Yet he still finds time to make (collect) phone calls to his many supporters from exciting locations around the globe, wherever he may be incarcerated.

So, for the sake of preserving all that’s wild, give generously to the Michael Horn Wildlife Fund, you’ll be glad that you did.

 

P.S. For those doubting the insubstantiality of the chemtrails conspiracy claims, just where are they hiding the countless millions of people who by now must have been poisoned by aluminum, etc., or did they just…barium?

104 comments on “Thwarting the Evil Elite

  • in support of President Obama… this is a cy of a post I put on another site… I think it “well illustrates” some REALITY with respect to a “very contentious” issue… namely: illegal immigrants. Obama is taking a “lot of heat” for his handling of the immigration issue. I find this mystifying, except for the fact that obviously there are a “lot of people” in TOTAL DENIAL and “out of touch with reality.” After you read the points I make in the following… tell me if you do not agree…
    I think this is so blatantly obvious “who wanted and could benefit from “cheap labor.” Meaning the “Bush/Cheney era Repubs… has to have ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN… obviously for the benefit of “mostly Repub biz, etc.”

    also on Bush/Cheney and “invading Iraq” ACTUALLY TO CONTROL THE OIL FIELDS…

    a. I kind of think they knew and allowed “WTC/911” as an excuse to “mobilize the masses in support” of them invading Iraq…

    b. Kerosene jet fuel DOESN’T BURN HOT ENOUGH to melt steel girders…which most evidence was quickly picked up and destroyed…

    c. so conspiracy “black ops setting off demolition charges to bring buildings down”…I DON’T THINK THAT EITHER…

    my sources say like “sonic beam energy weapons from space” secret elite stuff… etc.

    anyway here’s my TAKE ON “MILLIONS OF ILLEGALS”

    (I am also in favor of some kind of “dual citizenship” thing with gov of Mexico… with eventual full citizenship… worked out by “by-partisan” repub/dem planning… but for time being have a “national photo, fingerprint id card” and confiscate or heavily fine “businesses that hire illegals” …instead of wastting more taxpayer gov spending on “fencing the Rio Grande,” etc….

    the PUBS allowed these illegals in (under Bush/Cheney) to work on their Repub farms, ranches, motels, etc.

    the PUBS “wanted cheap under-the-table labor” …

    get it thru your head once and for all you Repubs….LIBERAL DEMS …like unions, teachers, firemen, police “DON’T OWN BUSINESSES THAT “WANT CHEAP LABOR”

    stop trying to make this OBAMA’S FIASCO… it’s the FIASCO of those REPUBS – years ago… who wanted “cheap labor”…

    REPUB biz types “paying these people UNDER THE TABLE”

    a. avoid having to pay unemploment, social security…both to employees and usually some equivalent to the Government too…so they avoid those costs…

    b. they “by-pass HIRING AMERICAN CITIZENS…thereby screwing many lower and middle-class people

    c. and BONUS… the REPUB POLS (mostly Teaparty) then SCREAM ABOUT SPENDING TAXPAYER MONEY to pay for “border patrol” and sequestering illegal immigrants they arrest…

    d. plus …when they “no longer need the illegals labor” they let him go “and the TAXPAYER has to “pay for him being here”…etc.

    ………..

    IT’S TIME to have a “national photo id card” and ANY BUSINESS hiring and “not paying soc sec, unemployment, etc” GETS “EITHER HEAVILY FINED OR “THEIR ASSETS CONFISCATED”…to pay for deporting the illegal… INSTEAD OF THE TAXPAYER having to do this…

    SO …HOW YOU PUBS can “blame Obama for this” …you are totally ILLOGICAL… it was you “REPUBS” years ago “who allowed these illegals in – in the first place so you could have cheap labor on your ranches, farms, motels…

    now your blaming Obama… he wants your “dumb Repub dominated Congress” to AUTHORIZE …the money TO DEAL WITH A PROBLEM “THAT YOU IN FACT CA– — USED OR WERE PART OF”

    unions, teacher, firemen, police – TYPICAL LIBERALS …DON’T WANT CHEAP LABOR… even “liberals on welfare doles” don’t want illegals here …competing with them for “limited federal and state doles…

    GOT THAT REPUBS… YOU DID IT …NOW “YOU GIVE OBAMA THE “IMMIGRATION LEGISLATION AND “FUNDS” TO FIX THE PROBLEM YOU “PUBS” CA– — USED….

  • So. . . . the microwave weapons are here. I live in a city where I have frequently experienced hearing a high-pitched buzzing sound, which made even the air around me vibrate strangely. Not so much now in 2014, but particularly from 2010 til about the end of 2012 or beginning of 2013. This sound was particularly loud in the evenings, less noticeable during the days. When I’d turn my head, the sound would change, so it wasn’t ringing in my ears (tinnitus), so to speak. It was on a very high frequency and when I’d turn on my FM radio receiver, it came through as a loud sounding buzzing over several channel waves. Another thing I noticed around the same time, is that my compass was consistently about 25 degrees off of true north. In the interior of the room, which faces northwest, the compass reverted to true north, but near the window it consistently pointed 25 degrees West of the magnetic North. This also consistently happened between the hours of 3 PM and about 9 PM, Eastern Standard Time.

  • I also had trouble with my car one summer. Always in the afternoon, never in the morning or the evening. The mechanics couldn’t diagnose the problem, but it had something to do with the car computer. . . . In the middle of the day, only when it was sunny and not on cloudy days, the computer couldn’t seem to make up its mind what gear the car should be in, and kept shifting up and down. I had had a new transmission put in, and of course was swearing at the mechanics, who I thought had improperly installed the transmission (2003 model Chev). Strangely enough, the problem simply vanished at some point, and the car was a normal car again! It seemed to happen also on the north/south axis, particularly driving south, where it felt like I was always driving against some kind of electro-magnetic “wind”. . . . . Repeatedly I took the car in to the service centre, and repeatedly no one could find a problem with it. . . . This happened in Southern Ontario.

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