It seems like the nefarious plot by the evil elite to annihilate every single living, breathing life form on the planet (including themselves) has been thwarted.
The diabolically brilliant, kill-two-birds-with-one-stone scenario attributed to the puppet masters would have theoretically protected the Earth from destruction (largely due to manmade causes) and, at the same time wiped out all the life that would have been protected. Somehow convinced by conspiracy theorists that anti-greenhouse and Earth warming metal particles, as well as deadly population reducing chemicals had been added to the water vapor exhaust from airplanes, many people may now begin to breath easier.
Humanity may just have averted being wiped off the face of the Earth by those genocidal, geo-engineering maniacs bent on world domination, or at least an insatiable, inexplicable and illogical desire to rule over…nothing and no one.
Consider information such as this that seems to contradict the widely held belief in the chemtrail conspiracy. But we must warn you that it just may be yet another clever, cynical attempt by the real, behind the scenes, powers that be to convince you that everything’s really just peachy.
The worst verifiable symptoms of the entire chemtrail flap may be an increase in neck pain resulting from throwing one’s head back abruptly to observe high flying planes supposedly spewing the stuff into our pristine atmosphere. Of course for those whose grey matter hasn’t been rendered completely useless by inhaling every fearful conspiratorial word, perhaps a little bit of reasoning and explanation from Billy Meier, in 2010, will be helpful:
“For humans imbued with reason and powers of deduction and somewhat educated in physics it is recognized that particles of aircraft exhaust function as crystallization nuclei in high humidity, and bind further water vapor, and are spread out very far by corresponding wind currents.”
It should also be noted that Meier was among the very first to warn of the manmade damage to the ozone layer, as far back as 1951, and of course pointed out how the absolutely insane American HAARP project has already caused irreversible damage to the planet, the ozone layer and ionosphere, etc.
Nature Says No, Dude aka High and Dry
Groovy, entrepreneurial pot growers in California have totally grokked the great American pipe dream while blissfully draining the state of its precious, already scarce water supplies. While malleable, dopey politicians succumbed to their insatiable desires to be hip, popular and paid off, the pesky, immutable law of cause and effect may force those living in California – which itself is an altered state – to go cold turkey and detox from yet another ill thought out attempted escape from reality.
This is probably a good time to introduce you to:
The Michael Horn Wildlife Fund
This blog is brought to you by the Michael Horn Wildlife Fund, celebrating a century of service since being established in 1914. As the director and chief fundraiser of the Michael Horn Wildlife Fund (MHWF), Michael really embodies “the-buck-stops-here” attitude of self-responsibility. Unlike other charities, which waste your hard-earned money on costly, inflated administrative expenses, you can be assured that every dollar you generously donate goes directly to promote Michael Horn’s wild life.
No matter the cost to you, Michael spares no expense in his selfless pursuit of pleasure, stalking wild life in the rough and rugged, private clubs and lounges in remote, untamed corners of the world, like New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago, Hong Kong, London, Paris, Rome, etc. – often at great personal risk to his own circadian rhythms, beauty sleep and low-sugar, gluten-free diet*.
Whether he’s partying till dawn, with cuddly college coeds in Caracas, or risking life and limb with scantily clad, intoxicated beauty queens in Belize, Michael is your personal ambassador to all that’s wild and wooly, doing things you only dream of.
Not one to complain, Michael has selflessly sacrificed spending quality time with annoying in-laws and relatives, giving up opportunities to date the entire Kardashian clan and even abandoned his lifelong, dual dreams of playing professional basketball and being an NFL linebacker, in order to be the go-to guy for the under-experienced. His uncanny ability to blend in, and become one with wild, untamed creatures has transformed him into a party mammal par excellence.
As a self-sacrificing, weaponless wild life hunter Michael’s learned how to outlast the party going elite, taking hedonistic risks that would have reduced most men to quivering insomniacs. Yet he still finds time to make (collect) phone calls to his many supporters from exciting locations around the globe, wherever he may be incarcerated.
So, for the sake of preserving all that’s wild, give generously to the Michael Horn Wildlife Fund, you’ll be glad that you did.
P.S. For those doubting the insubstantiality of the chemtrails conspiracy claims, just where are they hiding the countless millions of people who by now must have been poisoned by aluminum, etc., or did they just…barium?